So as you know twelve days ago I filed for divorce from my beloved Diet Mtn. Dew. It was a bitter sweet breakup. Me and Dew just have so many great memories together. We've been through some really tough times, some long nights, and early mornings. Sometimes we really just liked to hang out together.
I'm in a rebound relationship with Mr. Dasani bottled water but seriously who am I kidding he's just not as good looking as my Dew. I've tried to dress Dasani up a bit but sometimes I still look at him and think - "WHATEVER, you just don't have that sparkle, that pizazz, the excitement that Dew has!"
Nevertheless, I have withstood the temptation to fall back into my old, unhealthy relationship. The Dew is just no good for me.
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I Love you so much!!! You crack me up!!! Good job resisting the temptation!!! I know it will be hard but you can do it.
Way to go!!!. You are better than me. Diet Coke some days is still my best friend. (Caffine Free!!!) The problem with trying to change to water is that is it the wrong color. For some reason that makes a difference. However I never have considered myself to be biased because of color, I guess that I am a little prejudiced!?!?!.
Ok ---- "Poppy" your post made me laugh - I learn something new about you everyday! :O)
So amazing! I am supper impressed at your will power! Keep it up!
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